Old Man Patterson

Korean War Vet and History enthusiast. Rents out his basement to Positronus

Description:

“I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Koreans in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give ’em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed ’em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat ’em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees.”*

Killed fity men in Korea.

*Yes, I am turning him into Cotton Hill until Jim gives me more information…. no he is not missing his legs though, he is just old and cranky.

Bio:

Famous quotes from conversations with Positronus

“Them tojos came at me faster than I could gut ’em ,so I had to gut ’em faster.”

“Sorry I’m late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.”

Old Man Patterson

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