Old Man Patterson

Korean War Vet and History enthusiast. Rents out his basement to Positronus


“I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Koreans in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give ’em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed ’em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat ’em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees.”*

Killed fity men in Korea.

*Yes, I am turning him into Cotton Hill until Jim gives me more information…. no he is not missing his legs though, he is just old and cranky.


Famous quotes from conversations with Positronus

“Them tojos came at me faster than I could gut ’em ,so I had to gut ’em faster.”

“Sorry I’m late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.”

Old Man Patterson

Freedom City Fighters Waterdhavian